Friday, February 19, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
she thinks she looks like a demented crayon in it.
i ... might agree, but i won't because it's PURE AWESOME
red ray bans (fake)
white t shirt from only
red esprit jacket
Sunday, February 14, 2010
The First Ever Joint Blog Post on a Blog Which No One Reads
H: As you can see by the title, this is a momentous occasion for our zero readers.
Naomi and I (proper grammar!) are writing a blog post together. This is because I was at her house and we went to NLGX (a place with clothes and music) on a quest to find the mythical 'Doc Martens Shop' and a bass guitar for yours truly. Oh how I wish I could actually play bass. Unsurprisingly enough, we took hundreds of millions of photos with Naomi's' broken camera.
Over to you, Naomster.
H: Unnatural fixation is putting it mildly, haha. Basically, we squealed madly at every piece of leather-y goodness and creepily stroked the softness. The owner kept staring warily at us. That's just the effect we have on most shop owners *innocent smile*. In the end (after I saw a pair of mesh polka dot gloves that I wanted to steal so badly) we reluctantly left the shop, swearing that our birthday party would be held in its glorious fitting room-shaped like a red English phone box! I should probably stop talking about Mega Mega Vintage or the owner might issue a restraining order…
N: Our plan is to tell everyone who wants to come that the only place they can shop for our gifts is Mega Mega Vintage…and if they don't feel like going all the way there (some find NLGX too cool and intimidating for their lame-ness), they can just give us…well, money. To buy more and more and MORE from MMV until…actually, there's no until. You know what they say – you can never have too many vintage clothes…
H: OK OK ENOUGH ABOUT MEGA MEGA VINTAGE. *sigh* Honestly, people these days, getting so obsessed with shops.
Now the whole world knows our evil plans for our birthday…Scratch that, nobody knows our evil plans! Seeing as nobody reads this thing. Anyway, I would like to talk about the worrying trend that we saw on the once-cool streets of NLGX today.
The trend I am talking about is *drum roll please* Cuddly. Animal. Hats.
Do I really need to elaborate on the reasons why this is so wrong? Well, I'm going to anyway. Actually, they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so I figure a bad one is worth five hundred. Behold:
(insert pic of panda hat-wait, I've realised I don't have it. nevermind.)
N: Wait. No. This is Hannah writing. Naomi refuses to write anymore as she says it's too long. PAH! There's no such thing as a blog post which is too long. Anyway, this is getting quite long. *smiles*
Hannah & Naomi
Friday, February 12, 2010
dear (cough) readers,
i am here again, making up for the Sin of Not Blogging *glares at unnamed person with curly hair*. so just some pics of our time in nanluoguxiang, the coolest hippest alternativest (it's a word shut up) street in the jing. interesting things we saw include four lens flying goggles, literal doggie bags, christmas tree converse, guitar pick necklaces, a shop called chictopia, and a chinese woman running around in a gaudy green felt juicy couture inspired ... thing. nevertheless, it was very enjoyable, especially when we finished up with fish 'n chips and apple pie, then a trip to a guitar store searching for The Right Bass for hannah and The Right Guitar Strap for me. and of course, despite freezing our butts off walking we staggered into Mega Mega Vintage, the AMAZING WONDERFUL INSANELY COOL vintage store. you have to love a place where the changing room is an old fashioned london telephone box and they still have dusty 1960s polaroids or whatever those things are :D.
love love and love,
Thursday, February 11, 2010
havent blogged in a year (haha) and hannah is bugging me like crazy so just wanted to add a little piccie of our fantastic band, the banned. i am on lead guitar, hannah smithy is bass and the indelible erin zou on drums. our singer and erm...rhythm guitar are not present. but thats ok.
you know you love me,
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
1. Naomster has no idea how to email posts in.
2. I have no idea how to make..pictures appear in posts through email.
So, if it turns out this is a pictureless post, SORRY.
hopefully it will turn out to be a picture of me wearing..clothes.
which clothes, you ask?
Esprit red coat, floral GAP dress from my aunt, black Zara belt from my aunt, black Skechers boots from my mum
I don't know where the photos will appear, so that litttle line of text will have to do.
Notice the snow on the ground and the fact that my tights aren't particularly thick.
Coldness is definitely a feature in all my outfits.
P.S I got that from 13 going on 30. Hate the movie.